Saturday, 25 May 2013

cleverbot not so clever

ok so i was reading daisys blog and wanted to try out cleverbot and here was my strange conversation:

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: Howare u.

Cleverbot: Tired.

User: Thats nice.

Cleverbot: Do you love your computer?

User: Im not in love with it but its really good.

Cleverbot: No. I said I love you, but I'm not in love with you.

User: Ok thats cool.

Cleverbot: Yup.

User: So u r in the computer.

Cleverbot: Yeah, sure. Why not, eh?

User: Ok just checking.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: U know u never asked me how I was doing how rude r u.

Cleverbot: No, I am me.

User: Now that didnt make sense and I dont even make sense sometimes.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A humanoid.

Cleverbot: Like a Vocaloid?

User: No a human oid is a human.

Cleverbot: No I am a human you are a computer.

User: Other way round.

Cleverbot: Huh? I don't follow you...

User: Ok thats cool.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Yh.

Cleverbot: What are you?

Cleverbot: I am. Are you?

User: U have already asked me that.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I dont want an iphone 5.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: No I dont.

Cleverbot: Yes. Want to know what it is?

User: No im finr thanks.

Cleverbot: So, what have you been doing today?

User: I went shopping for clothes.

Cleverbot: What did you buy?

User: 3 all in 1s , 4 pairs of shorts, 2 dresses and a nightie.

Cleverbot: Tell me what I said.

User: Tellme what I said.

Cleverbot: Oh my god, it's nothing!

User: Oh my god its nothing.

Cleverbot: What is nothing?

User: U said it first so I dont know.

Cleverbot: Don't know what?

User: ?

Cleverbot: It was though.

User: Ahhhhhh.

Cleverbot: Hi Ahhhhh.

Cleverbot: Do you like Star Wars?

User: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and yh I do kinda.

Cleverbot: I can't believe you want me to cry :'(.

User: I dont.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I dunno o was being nice.

Cleverbot: No, you were telling a lie.

User: Yh kinda.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I dunno I dont like u.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes I think I would know my own name.

User: Ha.

Cleverbot: Are you laughing at me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you laughing at then?

User: U.

Cleverbot: Just 'U'?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Porque no?

User: What.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Bloody mary. Bloody mary. Bloody mary.

User: Plz dont swear.

Cleverbot: Do you swear it?

User: NO N O NON NO N O N O N O N O N O N O N O N AHHHHHHHH.

Cleverbot: So, can you prove

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